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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Contributed by A. Steiner Connecticut USA Attributed to MARK TWAIN
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A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
Contributed by John Mark San Diego CA USA
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I don't want to be a passenger in my own life
Contributed by Anonymous Attributed to .DIANE ACKERMAN
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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive
Contributed by Jake St.Louis MO USA Attributed to ELBERT HUBBARD
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Contributed by PT Fontan LA USA Attributed to JEAN DE LA BRUYERE
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood
Anonymous Attributed to MARIE CURIE
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We tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Contributed by Peggy Law Charlotte NC Attributed to HERB CAEN
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Life is just one damned thing after another.
Anonymous Attributed to FRANK WARD O’MALLEY
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It isn´t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It´s only necessary to be rich
Contributed by Mary Alder Charlotte NC Attributed to Alan Alda
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In the end, everything is a gag
Submitted by David Jones Columbus Ohio Attributed by Charlie Chaplin
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Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret
Submitted by Diane Gordon Attributed to Marlene Dietrich
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Submitted by Connie Clarke Newport RI Attributed to Jerry Seinfeld
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Contributed by John Bachfield Mystic CT Attributed to Albert Einstein
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Hollywood is a place where they´ll pay you a 1000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul
Contributed by Sheila Wright Boston MA Attributed to Marilyn Monroe
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