Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
Submitted by Oliver Shafe      London England           Attributed to or anonymous: Oscar Wilde

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever, in its place is something that you left behind let it be something good.
Submitted by Joy Harrison-Jones      PA          Attributed to Mahatma Gandhi

The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Submitted by Sally Fisher    CA                         Attributed to Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and  forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Submitted by Sally Fisher    CA                         Attributed to Mark Twain

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Submitted by Mary T  W.V.IN                              Attributed to Joseph Stalin

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Anonymous                                                            Attributed to JOSEPH STALIN

Old age is an island surrounded by death.
Submitted by R. Bruce  CT                                  Attributed to Juan Montalvo 

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
NANCY REAGAN
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not
     dying.
WOODY ALLEN
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Submitted by     P. Mallor W.V.                            Attributed to Maurice Chevalier

I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store
     and he asked for my autograph.
SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark  glasses to avoid being recognized.
Submitted by Mary Tyler    PA                          Attributed to Fred Allen

Confucius says, to make eggroll, push it !
Submitted by Chelsea Nz  Texas

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWTIZ

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other
people.
Anonymous                                                            Attributed to Orson Welles

He who stand on toilet, is high on pot.
Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not very sanitary.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is  left.
And my quote as Exor:
The profit justifies the means
 Submitted by  Nathaniel Cross Macomb, MI. 

"No boy is worth crying over and the one that is...won't make you cry."
Submitted by   Melissa Lee's Summit Missouri

He who sits on tack is better off.
He who laughs lasts, thinks slowest.
Submitted by Phyllis Lynch Rio Rancho NM

A Bicycle cannot stand on its own .........it is too tired
Submitted by Lindelee JHB South Africa

It is better to appear ignorant and remain silent than to speak and remove all doubt
Submitted by Wiley Wenger Portland OR

I know enough to know that I don't know enough.
Submitted by Janewit Kraprayoon Bangkok

Restless legs run in famalies
An article in a journal about Cramp
Submitted by Joy Jones Santa Monica CA

When on stage, never mistake scattered
applause for a standing ovation.
Nothing clouds the mind like the passion
generated by politics
Submitted by Arnie Mori  Fairport, NY

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. Attributed to or anonymous: Dorothy Parker
Submitted by Arnie Mori Fairport, NY

Life's too short for bad days.   Attributed to or anonymous: Robert Louis Doerr
Submitted by Bob Burlingame CA
 

An optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees it as half empty. A realist sees it as totally full; half with water, half with air Attributed to Vinny Badabing, comedian
Submitted by Clayton Paris Bayonne, NJ

Bless them who go around in circles for they shall be known as wheels!
Submitted by Faruq Magazachi Paris France

The only way to achieve and attain, is through the means of your own light.
Submitted by Stephen Custance, Dartmouth,  Nova Scotia Canada

A hug is just a bigger kiss.
Submitted by Suzan Abshier   Bacliff,  Texas

Why plan when you can play it by beer
Submitted by Costigen London UK

The maker does not need it, the buyer does not use it and the user uses it without knowing. what is it?
Submitted by Teneille Meyer  Toowoomba Queensland, Australia

Intentional foolishness is wise,but unintentional wiseness is foolish
Submitted by Mohammed Omar Rafi, New Delhi, India

A man with a watch always knows what time it is.
A man with 2 watches is never sure.
Submitted by Rob Wahlert, Austin, MN

Above all there is integrity and common sense. Integrity means making good a promise even if it bankrupts you, and common sense means never making such a promise.
Submitted by George Ho, Singapore.

"Life's to short to eat old people"
Submitted by   Jon-Jon,  Sydney, Australia

Brevity is the soul of wit, but sometimes more is better than less - at least in America.
Submitted by Sanjai Nath,  San Francisco, CA

Don't let your eyes get bigger than your appetite. You should finish what's on your plate before going for seconds.
It's ok to follow in someone else's footsteps, if your wearing your own shoes.
Submitted by Sarah, Elmria, NY

It is easier to judge than to understand
Submitted by Kenneth, Dong Guan

Do not judge a book, cover it
Birds with the same feather are the same birds even if they dont flock together.
Submitted by Arvin y, Mandaue, Phillipines.

If walking on eggs...don't hop!"
Submitted by Jack Neal, Nacogdoches, TX

Everything's wrong with me!
Submitted by Rachel Metz, Novi, Mi

Reality is but the short time i must spend from one good high to the next.
Submitted by ED Roanoke VA

Give a man a fish, He'll eat for one day; Teach a man to fish, He'll eat for the rest of his life.
There's no Athiest in a foxhole.
Everyone prays; Just got to catch them at the right moment.
Today was worth two tomorrows.
Death; The only fair thing in Life.
Submitted by Steve Griffin, Clearwater, Florida.

As they age,men become the little boys they were. Women become their mothers.
Submitted by Art, Bart Town, England.

Undergraduate studies bring about knowledge, while post graduate studies make one doubt what he learnt as an undergrad and Phd studies bring about more confusion and unrest.
The greatest challenge that counselors face is not saying the right words but winning the patient's confidence.
Submitted by Siyabonga Ntozini, East London, South Africa.

If you knew you couldn't fail...what would you attempt to do?
Submitted by Deborah Leach, Melbourne,Victoria, Australia

If laughter is the best medicine, then what's the use of a pharmacy?
Power doesn't always come in a pinstriped suit
Always challenge what the future holds, for you'll never know what it'll bring you
Attributed to Ann and Rose
Submitted by Marilen, Angeles City, Philippines.

A fool acts, regardless; knowing well that he is wrong. The ignoramus acts on only what he knows, but all that he knows.
The ignoramus may be saved, but the fool knows that he is doomed.
Submitted by Jay Whisonant, Rock Hill, South Carolina.

 "Circulation is life, Stagnation is death"  Attributed to :Eunice Ingram
Submitted by Erika Engelbrecht, Kinross, South Africa.

If it doesn't matter, it does not matter..!!
Submitted by Prashant, Gulbarga, Karnataka, India.

"Plan for the future, because that is where you are going to spend the rest of your life."
Attributed to Mark Twain
Submitted by Joy Jones, Westerly, RI.

Why must we submit ourselves to emense stupidity and public humitiation to appear to be as society wants us to be.
Submitted by Roger Webb Mnt. Rest SC

The greatest folly of man was to give god a name.
Submitted by Brian Thornton  Central Point, OR

"Life is like a warm bath - it feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get."
Submitted by Andrew, Melbourne Victoria, Australia

Music, and harmony in general, is essential to life. To appreciate music is to appreciate the complexities and nuances of everyday living and existing. The soul is rejuvenated and reinforced when absorbing a personally special piece of music.
Submitted by John, Tulsa, Oklahoma

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