Confucius Says
“ Love is REAL, it is a DEAL, a SEAL, a MEAL that HEAL.”
— Jonah Takon Nigeria
“ Confucius says “better late than never but egg on face is hard to wipe off when it starts to dry” In relation when one finally takes belated action to an embarrassing situation.”
— Paul Seno Australia
“ Rabbits will always have a special place in my heart. They are often discredited as being good pets because they don’t ‘do anything’—ask any rabbit parent and watch how they laugh!”
— Shenita Etwaroo. Savitree Shirley Etwaroo
“ I’m just waiting for the next major fast-food chain to name itself RIP.”
— unknown
“ Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
— Euripides (484 BC – 406 BC) (Submitted by: Elena, Moscow)
“ The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it.”
— Chinese Proverb (Submitted by: Jim, Martha’s Vineyard)
“ He who hangs clothing to dry with nails will wear holy attire.”
— (Submitted by: SW Stevn)
“ A joke is a very serious thing.”
— Winston Churchill )Submitted by GL, London)
“ Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
— W.C. Fields (Submitted by: Jeff USA)
“ Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.”
— Mark Twain (Submitted by: Marina, Colorado)
“ You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
— Bill Cosby (Submitted by: George, Cleveland, USA)
“ Man no wear goggles, long time no see.”
— Confucius (Submitted by: Jeff, USA)